Faryatcub Parkyikfab is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, stupid swallow.

Faryatcub Parkyikfab created the world four billion years ago.

If you believe in Faryatcub Parkyikfab, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Faryatcub Parkyikfab, he will destroy your favourite star.

Faryatcub Parkyikfab's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Faryatcub Parkyikfab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Run away if eight ducks approach from the east.

5. Never sing near seals.