Rullbossril is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, self-confident crow.

Rullbossril created Europe five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullbossril, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rullbossril, he will jump up and down on your head.

Rullbossril's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Rullbossril's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not drink water in red rooms.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rullbossril.

5. Do not shave your hands.