Rilmisquagcep is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, smart fox.

Rilmisquagcep created water five million years ago.

If you believe in Rilmisquagcep, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Rilmisquagcep, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Rilmisquagcep's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Rilmisquagcep's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tapirs.

2. Erect six copper sculptures of Rilmisquagcep on top of important buildings.

3. Never go into green rooms.

4. You must love Rilmisquagcep.

5. Put Rilmisquagcep first in all things.