Vabflanbest is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, slow zebra.

Vabflanbest created humanity seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vabflanbest, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Vabflanbest, he will be mildly annoyed.

Vabflanbest's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Vabflanbest's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Retreat if four manatees approach from the west.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Do not keep nine dolphins in a large pit.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.