Dotcidsaw is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, merciless grasshopper.

Dotcidsaw created the Andromeda Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dotcidsaw, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dotcidsaw, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Dotcidsaw's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Dotcidsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never wear magenta boots.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.