Inghomnell is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, tiresome lobster.

Inghomnell created the Sun three billion years ago.

If you believe in Inghomnell, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Inghomnell, it will be mildly annoyed.

Inghomnell's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Inghomnell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Inghomnell loves cats, so they must be honoured.

3. Worship no other gods but Inghomnell.

4. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not skip in public.