Nabyartfodrutt Honyartdud is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, awe-inspiring dragonfly.

Nabyartfodrutt Honyartdud created gold four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nabyartfodrutt Honyartdud, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nabyartfodrutt Honyartdud, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Nabyartfodrutt Honyartdud's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Nabyartfodrutt Honyartdud's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from turquoise bats for they are unholy.

2. Always obey Nabyartfodrutt Honyartdud's priests.

3. Always look after injured horses.

4. Do not dye your hair white.

5. Do not shave your chest.