Fosszaksat is a god.
He takes the form of a very thin, caring
fish.
Fosszaksat created Mount Everest two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Fosszaksat, he will not care.
If you do not believe in
Fosszaksat, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.
Fosszaksat's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.
Fosszaksat's Holy Commandments1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
2. Always obey Fosszaksat's priests.
3. Feed all hungry geese.
4. Never bounce near manatees.
5. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.