Flabtamkam is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely small, prudent
badger.
Flabtamkam created time and space six million years ago.
If you believe in
Flabtamkam, he will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Flabtamkam, he will turn you into a goat.
Flabtamkam's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.
Flabtamkam's Holy Commandments1. Do not chop down trees.
2. Always treat great tits with great respect.
3. Do not eat strawberries.
4. Never go into turquoise rooms.
5. Always help otters.