Limbemrill is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, dishonourable badger.

Limbemrill created carbon six billion years ago.

If you believe in Limbemrill, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Limbemrill, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Limbemrill's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Limbemrill's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt badgers.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never think about quantum mechanics.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity.