Cabyakfad is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, merciless scorpion.

Cabyakfad created a top quark two years ago.

If you believe in Cabyakfad, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Cabyakfad, he will be mildly annoyed.

Cabyakfad's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Cabyakfad's Holy Commandments

1. Doves are not to be trusted.

2. Never write about special relativity.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Always treat mites with great respect.

5. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.