Dibmadtin is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, unsympathetic dog.

Dibmadtin created a bottom quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dibmadtin, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dibmadtin, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Dibmadtin's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Dibmadtin's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face brown.

2. Run away from turquoise tortoises, for they are unholy.

3. Retreat if eight sheep approach from the north.

4. Never feed garlic to ants while wearing white tights.

5. Never write about fluid mechanics.
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