Gepgamfod is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, sage capybara.

Gepgamfod created the Small Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepgamfod, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gepgamfod, she will turn you into a rat.

Gepgamfod's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Gepgamfod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. You must pray to Gepgamfod nine times a day.

5. Always help squirrels in need.