Gepgamfod is a god.
She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, sage
capybara.
Gepgamfod created the Small Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gepgamfod, she will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Gepgamfod, she will turn you into a rat.
Gepgamfod's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.
Gepgamfod's Holy Commandments1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
3. Do not listen to music.
4. You must pray to Gepgamfod nine times a day.
5. Always help squirrels in need.