Flowmapvig Naklathig is a god.

He takes the form of a small, bad-tempered human.

Flowmapvig Naklathig created the Sol system two million years ago.

If you believe in Flowmapvig Naklathig, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Flowmapvig Naklathig, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Flowmapvig Naklathig's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Flowmapvig Naklathig's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat apples.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Hide from violet swans for they are unholy.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.
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