Zodbimyart Barnnabnul is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, unthinking bee.

Zodbimyart Barnnabnul created silver five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodbimyart Barnnabnul, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Zodbimyart Barnnabnul, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Zodbimyart Barnnabnul's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Zodbimyart Barnnabnul's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.