Xencinkik is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, clever octopus.

Xencinkik created the Sol system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xencinkik, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Xencinkik, it will turn you into a mole.

Xencinkik's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Xencinkik's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear red.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never go into orange rooms.

5. Do not commit murder.