Yatloopten is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, omnipotent cat.

Yatloopten created the solar system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Yatloopten, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yatloopten, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Yatloopten's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Yatloopten's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Never hop near voles.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yatloopten.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.