Stragbinwee is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, duplicitous wolf.

Stragbinwee created oxygen seven million years ago.

If you believe in Stragbinwee, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Stragbinwee, she will not care at all.

Stragbinwee's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Stragbinwee's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Stragbinwee.

2. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Stragbinwee in the centre of the settlement.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near monkeys while wearing purple shorts and balancing three aluminium spheres on your hands.