Ceningbim Pangdimontlunzag is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, tiresome meerkat.

Ceningbim Pangdimontlunzag created the Black Eye Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Ceningbim Pangdimontlunzag, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ceningbim Pangdimontlunzag, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Ceningbim Pangdimontlunzag's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Ceningbim Pangdimontlunzag's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ceningbim Pangdimontlunzag.

2. Never mention mice.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never write about chlorophyll.

5. Do not drink water in violet rooms.