Gepbam is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, humane guinea pig.

Gepbam created tapeworms four million years ago.

If you believe in Gepbam, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gepbam, he will send minions to preach to you.

Gepbam's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Gepbam's Holy Commandments

1. Gepbam loves sheep, so they must be respected.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

3. Never think about spacetime near aardvarks while wearing gray jumpers and balancing nine copper spheres on your hands.

4. Never jump near moths.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.