Wegfigwonhin is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, loving crow.

Wegfigwonhin created the Milkyway four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegfigwonhin, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Wegfigwonhin, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Wegfigwonhin's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Wegfigwonhin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

5. Never eat oranges.