Bammotcar is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, tiresome hummingbird.

Bammotcar created everything that exists two million years ago.

If you believe in Bammotcar, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bammotcar, it will turn you into a snail.

Bammotcar's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Bammotcar's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about chlorophyll.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never talk about gravity near sharks while wearing violet ear rings and balancing four lead spheres on your feet.

4. Do not take Bammotcar's name in vain.

5. Never hurt shrews.