Sakafrat is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, slow tortoise.

Sakafrat created snails seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sakafrat, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sakafrat, it will cry a lot.

Sakafrat's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Sakafrat's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear turquoise.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Erect nine silver sculptures of Sakafrat on top of important buildings.