Babjanxucksis is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, emotional dove.

Babjanxucksis created the Sunflower Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Babjanxucksis, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Babjanxucksis, she will manifest in front of you.

Babjanxucksis' most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Babjanxucksis' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about geese.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Babjanxucksis loves snakes, so they must be respected.

4. You must pray to Babjanxucksis nine times a day.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.