Yoklitham Mitmobflis is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, confident monkey.

Yoklitham Mitmobflis created the planet Venus three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yoklitham Mitmobflis, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Yoklitham Mitmobflis, she will throw large rocks at you.

Yoklitham Mitmobflis' most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Yoklitham Mitmobflis' Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick squirrels.

2. Do not speak about bread.

3. Do not kill manatees.

4. Do not dye your hair red.

5. Never write about cell theory.