Bumxinkinbendogfligragkam is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, intelligent mongoose.

Bumxinkinbendogfligragkam created the Sol system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bumxinkinbendogfligragkam, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bumxinkinbendogfligragkam, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bumxinkinbendogfligragkam's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Bumxinkinbendogfligragkam's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in the presence of frogs.

2. Never feed bananas to horses while wearing ear rings.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.