Bodbastfar is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, strong manatee.

Bodbastfar created tapeworms five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodbastfar, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bodbastfar, he will come to you in dreams.

Bodbastfar's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Bodbastfar's Holy Commandments

1. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Always wear red.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.