Xemzakyok is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, all-powerful fish.

Xemzakyok created the cosmos seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Xemzakyok, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Xemzakyok, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Xemzakyok's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Xemzakyok's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always help gulls in need.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Do not eat cherries.

5. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.