Bassfunnill is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, kind mouse.

Bassfunnill created the Whirlpool Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bassfunnill, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bassfunnill, it will be very sad.

Bassfunnill's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Bassfunnill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat grapes.

2. You must pray to Bassfunnill five times a day.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Bassfunnill on top of all buildings.

5. Never talk about comets.