Ragbegcet is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, thoughtless hedgehog.

Ragbegcet created water two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragbegcet, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ragbegcet, it will turn you into a frog.

Ragbegcet's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Ragbegcet's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics near cats while wearing red kilts.

2. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. You must love Ragbegcet.