Bogsadpan is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, witty pigeon.

Bogsadpan created humanity nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogsadpan, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bogsadpan, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Bogsadpan's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Bogsadpan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Bogsadpan in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never laugh in the presence of gulls.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Retreat if three voles approach from the west.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.