Cutloopwot is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, uncaring raccoon.

Cutloopwot created energy four million years ago.

If you believe in Cutloopwot, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cutloopwot, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Cutloopwot's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Cutloopwot's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

2. Never wear green dresses.

3. Never paint your back red.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Cutloopwot must be the most important thing in your life.