Febleglistgadvedvegtik is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, weak toad.

Febleglistgadvedvegtik created dark energy five million years ago.

If you believe in Febleglistgadvedvegtik, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Febleglistgadvedvegtik, she will come to you in dreams.

Febleglistgadvedvegtik's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Febleglistgadvedvegtik's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Febleglistgadvedvegtik.

3. Always obey Febleglistgadvedvegtik's priests.

4. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

5. Pray towards the north.