Vogstipdun is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, witty badger.

Vogstipdun created Africa two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vogstipdun, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Vogstipdun, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Vogstipdun's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Vogstipdun's Holy Commandments

1. Vogstipdun loves swans, so they must be respected.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always help sick great tits.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

5. Never pour water over plants.