Gaddimrot is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, wise wyrm.

Gaddimrot created energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gaddimrot, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gaddimrot, he will turn you into a worm.

Gaddimrot's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Gaddimrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force near frogs while wearing purple shoes and balancing four titanium spheres on your head.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never hurt great tits.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Gaddimrot on top of all buildings.