Kadfomvilfom Nabzogsaf is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, unfair dragon.

Kadfomvilfom Nabzogsaf created everything that exists four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kadfomvilfom Nabzogsaf, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kadfomvilfom Nabzogsaf, he will turn you into a tree.

Kadfomvilfom Nabzogsaf's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Kadfomvilfom Nabzogsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never talk about manatees.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Worship no other gods but Kadfomvilfom Nabzogsaf.