Carpomdumdibgon is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, humane fairy.

Carpomdumdibgon created the Black Eye Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Carpomdumdibgon, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Carpomdumdibgon, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Carpomdumdibgon's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Carpomdumdibgon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity near goats while wearing purple coats.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never wear blue rings.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never laugh near geese.