Tifgenhad is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, selfish horse.

Tifgenhad created a Higgs boson two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tifgenhad, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tifgenhad, she will strike you with lightening.

Tifgenhad's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Tifgenhad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Tifgenhad in the centre of the settlement.

2. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Tifgenhad in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never look in ponds.