Nilsoggebwoddabtombafsag is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, uncaring hare.

Nilsoggebwoddabtombafsag created water seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilsoggebwoddabtombafsag, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nilsoggebwoddabtombafsag, she will be mildly annoyed.

Nilsoggebwoddabtombafsag's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Nilsoggebwoddabtombafsag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always look after injured dogs.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never hurt ducks.

5. Always treat sheep with great respect.