Bugcabhom is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, confident cow.

Bugcabhom created a photon eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugcabhom, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bugcabhom, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Bugcabhom's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Bugcabhom's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six swans approach from the north.

2. Never eat corn.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Put Bugcabhom first in all things.

5. Respect your elders.