Pangwan is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, happy troll.

Pangwan created Europe three billion years ago.

If you believe in Pangwan, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Pangwan, it will ignore you.

Pangwan's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Pangwan's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

2. Retreat if six squirrels approach from the south.

3. Never wear cyan skirts.

4. Always look after injured moths.

5. Run away if nine swans approach from the east.