Ortwitdon is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, charitable butterfly.

Ortwitdon created a quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ortwitdon, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ortwitdon, he will manifest in front of you.

Ortwitdon's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Ortwitdon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick cats.

2. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never hurt tapirs.

4. Never think about gravity near shrews while wearing gray shirts and balancing three tin spheres on your face.

5. Never think about black holes.