Rakganlad is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, impressive jaguar.

Rakganlad created the planet Jupiter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Rakganlad, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Rakganlad, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Rakganlad's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Rakganlad's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. You must never eat strawberries.

3. Never talk about horses.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always help sick hamsters.