Bapzogcetbass is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, boastful turtle.

Bapzogcetbass created the Milkyway two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bapzogcetbass, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bapzogcetbass, he will turn you into a duck.

Bapzogcetbass' most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Bapzogcetbass' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics.

2. Erect a giant black sculpture of Bapzogcetbass in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never write about thermodynamics.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.