Dabmat Gutlarntit is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, effective gorilla.

Dabmat Gutlarntit created parasitic wasps seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabmat Gutlarntit, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dabmat Gutlarntit, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Dabmat Gutlarntit's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Dabmat Gutlarntit's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Dabmat Gutlarntit four times a day.

2. Hide from orange moths for they are unholy.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never talk about mites.

5. Dabmat Gutlarntit loves snails, so they must be respected.