Bodbomvig is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, bad-tempered raccoon.

Bodbomvig created Asia six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodbomvig, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Bodbomvig, she will strike you with lightening.

Bodbomvig's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Bodbomvig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help hamsters.

2. Never feed melons to bats while wearing mauve scarves.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Put Bodbomvig first in all things.