Tamtapyart is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, dishonest gnu.

Tamtapyart created a top quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tamtapyart, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tamtapyart, it will turn you into a mouse.

Tamtapyart's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Tamtapyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy near mice while wearing orange shorts and balancing five platinum spheres on your neck.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tamtapyart.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never write about quantum mechanics.