Flisvidmum is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, passionate raccoon.

Flisvidmum created an electron four million years ago.

If you believe in Flisvidmum, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Flisvidmum, he will turn you into a snail.

Flisvidmum's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Flisvidmum's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of strawberries to squirrels while wearing mauve dresses.

2. Never wear corsets.

3. Always help grasshopers in need.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Flisvidmum in the centre of the settlement.