Ominrowgan is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, self-confident snail.

Ominrowgan created a top quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ominrowgan, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ominrowgan, he will throw large rocks at you.

Ominrowgan's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Ominrowgan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy near turtles while wearing blue jumpers and balancing nine lead spheres on your feet.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Ominrowgan loves frogs, so they must be honoured.