Quartgidmut is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely large, narcissistic armadillo.
Quartgidmut created the world seven million years ago.
If you believe in Quartgidmut, it will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in Quartgidmut, it will throw large rocks at you.
Quartgidmut's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.
Quartgidmut's Holy Commandments
1. Do not cook food in pots.
2. Pray towards the east.
3. Do not eat pineapples.
4. Do not make images of living things.
5. Quartgidmut must be the most important thing in your life.